Whenever a big historical event happens—like when a former president gets convicted of 34 felonies—I always do the same thing. No, I don’t turn on the news or text friends. The first thing I do is turn to X (formerly Twitter) and the late-night shows to see what celebrities are saying about it.

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A 62 percent majority of Democrats would prefer a meteor ending humanity over President Donald Trump winning re-election in November 2020.

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And after Trump’s conviction Thursday, celebs had plenty to say. I break down what the celebs are saying about Trump’s conviction, Jerry Seinfeld’s weird interview about “dominant masculinity,” and how Tom Holland is making the internet thirsty.